House Call by Matthew Vaughn

Lord I need Therapy

Oh lord, honestly it is kinda of my own doing. I asked for a recommendation from the author and boy, did I get one. This book rivals Bowery is messed up nature, as an unsuspecting plumber called Creed is put through the ringer. This is a story that gives all the anxiety, because it shows that even in an everyday job call. Anything can happen, especially when your in a job that involves House Calls. I mean good god, the things that happen to Creed when he is trapped in the basement of Mr Garish's house. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, along with sexual assault (which I am putting VERY mildly) there is also cannibalism. Because you know why waste money feeding a sex slave when you can feed them bits of themselves?! Then there's the neausating scenes involving the eating of poop which turned my stomach. This story is all kinds of wrong, but I could not stop reading. Matt has a way of writing some of the most depraved shit ever, but the reader is compelled to read on. No matter how dark and twisted it got I was rooting for Creed to get out of this. He was a really likable character and I think that is what made it so much worse, along with how well Matthew portrays how this trauma messes with his mind. Honestly, I need a very hot shower to burn the shame off my skin. Because I felt dirty just reading this alarming yet fast paced horror fest.

A whole bunch of NOPE

House Call by Matthew Vaughn is a nasty little story that contains what I like to call “a whole bunch of NOPE”. Creed has a big problem (once he answers a random house call) but the owners of the house have an even bigger problem. For me, after reading and pondering the story, I can’t figure out who had it worse. You’ll have to read and find out for yourself. It’s an extremely disturbing, disgusting story that only Vaughn can write. Each story he does produce ends up being more cringe-worthy than the last. If you think you can stomach this one, go ahead and read it. I dare you. Keep them coming, brother.

Hope you don’t have a leaky faucet

Creed is sent out to fix Mr. Garnish’s backed up sink… and ends up staying a lot longer than he was contracted for. Slim, Mr. Garnish’s brother, is on hand to help keep the contractor from leaving job unfinished. Trust me when I say the repulsive factor in this out does BOWERY by a long shot. A HIGHLY RECOMMEND for those with no triggers. 10/5.

DISGUSTINGLY brilliant!!

First of all, I'm a huge fan of Matt Vaughn, he never lets me down with his utter depravity and his magnificently sick, twisted mind, and this is no exception! So, get your vom bags ready and dive right on in…. Creed is the local handyman, his next job is a blocked sink, but as he lays out his tools to get started, the owner of the house decides to get to work on him!! He wakes up to find himself the center of attention, and it's not just the sink that's getting filled!! Mr Garnish is the unassuming looking owner of the house, he just wants what's best for his little brother, Slim. But it turns out that what Slim wants is nothing compared to what Mr Garnish himself has a taste for! This short, brutal, sickening tale starts off bad for Creed, and then it gets so much worse for him too!! So….much….worse!! A man taken to his breaking point, piece by piece, pushed ever closer to insanity, and then he's given a horrific ultimatum…. Written in a fun, smooth flowing and jam-packed descriptive narrative, I couldn't put it down! I kinda wanted to at points, but I couldn't and didn't. This was a one-sitting, full throttle, vomit inducing ride through hell! Full of coprophilia, torture, so much torture, and cannibalism, it was vile, disgusting, disturbing, sick and twisted…all of my favourite things! Brilliant fun, DISGUSTINGLY brilliant fun!! Oh, and it looks like #slobbypoopoo is making a comeback!

DISGUSTINGLY brilliant!!

First of all, I'm a huge fan of Matt Vaughn, he never lets me down with his utter depravity and his magnificently sick, twisted mind, and this is no exception! So, get your vom bags ready and dive right on in…. Creed is the local handyman, his next job is a blocked sink, but as he lays out his tools to get started, the owner of the house decides to get to work on him!! He wakes up to find himself the center of attention, and it's not just the sink that's getting filled!! Mr Garnish is the unassuming looking owner of the house, he just wants what's best for his little brother, Slim. But it turns out that what Slim wants is nothing compared to what Mr Garnish himself has a taste for! This short, brutal, sickening tale starts off bad for Creed, and then it gets so much worse for him too!! So….much….worse!! A man taken to his breaking point, piece by piece, pushed ever closer to insanity, and then he's given a horrific ultimatum…. Written in a fun, smooth flowing and jam-packed descriptive narrative, I couldn't put it down! I kinda wanted to at points, but I couldn't and didn't. This was a one-sitting, full throttle, vomit inducing ride through hell! Full of coprophilia, torture, so much torture, and cannibalism, it was vile, disgusting, disturbing, sick and twisted…all of my favourite things! Brilliant fun, DISGUSTINGLY brilliant fun!! Oh, and it looks like #slobbypoopoo is making a comeback!